Well I received a reply from the Government telling me that I should go to the nearest military base and tell them everything and ask for protection. So I looked on the map and found my nearest military base to be one called Camp Pendleton. So I went there with my sofa and told them everything. They invited me inside and told me to step inside a tree with a door in. When I got downstairs and saw my old house I realised I'd been tricked! So I ran off, chased closely by Blibby shouting something about how he wanted my sofa back. Eventually I came across a building saying "Server room. Authorised access only". Well I was thirsty so decided to go in. Went and sat down waiting to be served. I was there for quite a while because I think the servers were busy serving this great big alien in the middle of the room, although I never actually saw any bar staff. Or even a bar. Just this alien. It was making loads of beeping noises and had lots of flashing lights and blue tentacles on it. It also had IBM stamped on it, in what I assume was its backside, although it was hard to pick out any specific body features. I'm only assuming it was its backside cause that's where farmers paint sheep. But then Blibby burst through the door! He took one look at the alien, saw me on my sofa, and chased my back outside, still shouting about how he wants it back. I ran around the building then remembered I was still thirsty so went back into the server room to be served, but the alien had gone! Abducted by the vortex caused by Blibby running around it! So I tried to warn the world by coming onto this forum to tell people but it wasn't working! Now it is, everytime I come onto this forum I get a pop-up message saying "I WILL get that sofa back. Blibby". So I close it then get another pop-up saying that as I'm the 1,000,000th visitor I've won a prize. I think there must be a connection between the IBM alien being abducted and these forums not working. What's everyone else think?

Many Delightfully Happy Regards,
Weatherspoon

I believe you. I've been abducted many times. Starting from the age of 6 till I turned 13 or 14. Everyone else who comes onto this forum to make fun of a real persons pain and confusion over this is not much of a person at all. Perhaps why they arnt being visited. At any rate, don't fear and stay strong. There are others like you. You are not alone on this.

Yes most people do make fun of those who claim to be have been abducted because the abductees are unable to provide proof, any proof. Merely feeling you've been taken is not proof. As has been said before, "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof". There are very ordinary, very mundane explanations for 'feelings' of being taken.

This post is very old. So, not sure if this will help. All my life I have had these dreams of a tall black figure standing over me. I fell half awake/half asleep. I can look around my room and see my wife and my dogand the whole room how it is. But I have a horrible feeling of being unable to get away, I feel paralyzed and even unable to scream. This figure does not try to help or anything. But I can feel its focus and "eyes" on me. The horrible feeling is I want to wake up and I know i am terrified and usually i wake up screaming as my wife will testify to. Problem is as I have seen this same figure in my dream since I was about 8 years old. Lately the figure is now moving toward me and actually whispering my name and touching my leg and slowlly pulling me off my bed. Recently I am thinking that I am now being abducted and this is what my mind is remembering. Does anyone else feel like thus or have these "abductions/dream"? My email is hawkdogg98@yahoo.com. If replyin please use "alien dreams" as a subject so I know not to delete it.

Guest wrote:This post is very old. So, not sure if this will help. All my life I have had these dreams of a tall black figure standing over me. I fell half awake/half asleep. I can look around my room and see my wife and my dogand the whole room how it is. But I have a horrible feeling of being unable to get away, I feel paralyzed and even unable to scream. This figure does not try to help or anything. But I can feel its focus and "eyes" on me. The horrible feeling is I want to wake up and I know i am terrified and usually i wake up screaming as my wife will testify to. Problem is as I have seen this same figure in my dream since I was about 8 years old. Lately the figure is now moving toward me and actually whispering my name and touching my leg and slowlly pulling me off my bed. Recently I am thinking that I am now being abducted and this is what my mind is remembering. Does anyone else feel like thus or have these "abductions/dream"? My email is hawkdogg98@yahoo.com. If replyin please use "alien dreams" as a subject so I know not to delete it.

It is almost cerain that the paralysis you experience are during to the period of deep sleep where we dream and occasionally enact our dreams. The bodys' defence mechanism locks all the muscles so as to stop us running, jumping, fighting etc. We're also close to the surface of sleep and are often conscious of others around us. Remember dreams are neally always disjointed events and what we 'see' as a threatening figure may possibly be our nasty boss from work who we've had a run-in with at that incident could manifest itself as a strange figure or alien. I've never had an abduction dream but most definitely had the paralysed and awful dread feelings in dreams. And I too have woken up shouting and barely suppressing a scream. Once you know what it is some of the fear goes away - not vanishes because each event feels new and we don't always remember that it is just a dream. Stress at home, work, in your personal life can come out in many different ways. There have been NO documented cases of alien abduction no matter what the internet says.

Never been a documented case? I documented a case in post 1 of this thread!!! I can remember doing this because I was playing golf at the time and it was boring, because I kept scoring own goals. The thing with golf is you have to hit a small ball as far as you can with a bat, and then walk for miles trying to find it again, often in long grass or water. It’s all rather silly really. So I decided to keep hold of the ball instead of hitting it. That way I’d always know where it was. But the referee said that made me offside and I had to sit in the sin bin for 5 minutes. Whilst in the sin bin I decided to tell someone about my abduction. Unfortunately I bored the priest in the confession box with me to sleep. So I nicked his laptop that he was using to illegally hack into Fort Knox with and came onto these forums. So ignore what Typhon1 says! Or should that be Typhon 1, with a space? Yes I know who you really are! Typhon 1 with a space! You need a better alias than that to hide from them! Guest up there is clearly either being abducted by the slender man, or else his wife keeps dragging him out of bed when he steals the bed sheets. He wakes up, screams at her, she then says “you’re just dreaming. Sod off”, which satisfies him enough to go back to sleep, then wakes up again in the morning and thinks he was abducted. It’s obvious!

Best Wishes and all that,
Weatherspoon

Ah, welcome back Mr. Weatherspoon I've missed you. Your contribution above has brightened up my Monday morning. Thank you. Please keep them coming.

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